Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Nail Fantasy

On my last day of work, in preparation for flying back to the US tomorrow to serve as bridesmaid in my cousin Natalie's wedding, I spent my lunch break today at Nail Fantasy to get a nice French mani-pedi. The place next to work was fully booked all week, so I walked around the corner to Nail Fantasy, whose appointment book was wide open.

I should have recognized the red flag, but had no choice as there are limited options in Woking and time is running out.

On a scale of 1 - 10 with 10 being proficient in English, these ladies ranked about a 1 (which is better than the staff at my hotel in China -- for more, see the China Day 1 entry). The pink color she used on my toes was more like clear-ish magenta and made my toes look purplish and dead so I made her use a nice pale pink, which she just painted on top of the magenta. I thought the fingers would at least turn out better since we'd had our practice run on my toes, but they're pretty awful as well. All-in-all, it's probably the worst nail job I've ever had and cost me $36 (could have been a LOT worse). Reminded me very strongly of this video (thanks Tatum)...


Post about Stockholm this past weekend coming shortly...

Monday, June 18, 2007

June 14: Shere (English village from 'The Holiday' movie)

On June 14, some of our client colleagues took Houman and me out to lunch in a nearby town called Shere since we're almost done with our project. This is the village where the recent movie 'The Holiday' was filmed, you know, with Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and Kate Winslet? SUCH a cute movie ... and such a cute town! Here are some classic photos below.

After lunch, we walked around the quaint town, with little bitty windows and doors, and lots of English rose gardens. It's definitely not a cheap place to buy property, however, because we saw lots of flashy BMWs and Mercedes parked outside...

We also saw a gate leading to a grassy path that we speculate might have been the entrance to the looooooong drive in the movie.

I miss the USD!

Yeah, London is officially the second-most expensive city in the world, and I know you New Yorkers and San Fransisco-ans think you have it bad, but according to this CNN Money story, you don't...

World's Most Expensive Cities

OUCH! Please note that I have also been to #10, #13, #16 and #20 during my time here on half-salary. Also please note that Chicago is not in the top 20, can't wait to be back!!

Only a few more days and then I'm back to States! Posts coming soon about my lunch in the town of Shere, where the movie The Holiday was filmed and my last weekend spent in Stockholm (just got back this morning, phew).

Friday, June 15, 2007

June 13: Dinner in London

A group of us got together Wednesday, June 13 for dinner in London before Houman and I leave the UK. It was a great set of folks:

Jon - friend from Core Consultant School
Penny - Paddywagon tour (see blog entries from March)
Anna - Paddywagon tour (see blog entries from March)
Georgette - Anna's friend (see blog entry from Stonehenge, end of April)
Lara - Penny's friend
David - instructor from Core Analyst School almost 2 years ago
Houman - my manager
Leslie - good friend from college
(we don't know that guy in the photo with his arm around Houman, but he was kind enough to take the photo below for us.

We ate at a fun place called Ciro's Pizza Pomodoro in Knightsbridge. The walls are covered with photographs of the owner standing with celebrities. We didn't see any celebrities, but we did see the owner wandering around. Thanks go to David for suggesting the place, where he is well-known by the staff, and setting us up with a reservation. Great choice!

It was so wonderful spending one last night with everyone. I'm really going to miss my Aussie friends from the tour and hope to keep in touch with them. Facebook should come in handy for this! And one day I will go to Australia and hope that most of them have made their way back to Oz by then so I can visit.

It's really starting to feel like my time here is wrapping up as I start saying my 'good-byes'...

GO TEAM ADP YANKS!

June 8-10: Barcelona, Spain

Finally. I get to 1) visit Carrie and 2) go to Spain. Yes, my first trip to Spain, it's about time!

For those of you who have been, you know that Barcelona is absolutely beautiful. I heard this, of course, before I went, but didn't really understand how it was so beautiful, or what about it was so beautiful. I understand now. Barcelona has the best of both worlds in my opinion: bustling metropolis / city center AND direct easy access to beautiful beaches. The architecture of the city is beautiful in a way that's difficult for me to put my finger on. There is a blend of modern and historic architecture, but not in the stark contrast that you see in Berlin, for example. Somehow, the new and the old coordinate in this lovely warm way that is Barcelona.

I arrived Friday evening and took the Aerobus to its last stop in Plaça Catalunya. Carrie and her colleague, Luis, met me and we went to dinner nearby: tapas of course. I thought I was arriving on the late side to be going to dinner, but apparently 10 PM is perfectly normal to sit down to eat in Barcelona. After a delicious meal (sorry Cafe Iberico, tapas in Spain win) the three of us walked along the huge La Rambla avenue that was thronged with other pedestrians and vendors to a small bar in historic Barcelona for some authentic mohitos and caipirinhias. Along the way, we walked through the Plaça Reial where there was this weird art display of life-size human figures made out of trash. Kind of strange... The old part of Barcelona is this really neat area with little winding streets that are too narrow for cars, lined with shops and restaurants.

Saturday, we slept in late as I learned from experience that the Spanish day is pushed back a couple of hours from what I'm used to. So breakfast at 11 - 12, lunch around 3 PM, then dinner around 10 - 11 PM. Out until 2-3 AM, then sleep until 10 - 11 AM. Shopping was our first activity. I know, not very good of me, but London is too expensive. Carrie introduced me to this AMAZING store called Bershka. It was so cheap! I got several fun things. Thank goodness you can carry on the normal 2 bags when flying TO the UK, just not leaving the UK, so I could bring my shopping bag on board with me.

After a quick lunch, we took the subway to the beach where we discovered a pro beach volleyball tournament. We sat and watched for a while, which made me miss Bryce so much. Catalonia was playing Bulgaria. When the match ended, we walked along the beach a bit and found a table overlooking the ocean to have a late afternoon aperitif. The beach is so nice, and we had perfect sunny, balmy weather to go with it. I only wish I could have stayed several days to enjoy it! As it was, we didn't end up having enough time to lay out in our suits and relax. Guess I'll still be neon white when I come back...

We then quickly took the subway to La Sagrada Familia, the famous church designed by Antoni Gaudí, but still has not been finished, though Gaudi died in 1926 and construction has continued, on and off, since then. The church is designed in many ways like your standard European cathedral, but then deviates from that model. It's not designed on the typical N-S, E-W axis, but rather either side flanking the center is different. Also, the towers don't rise to a straight peak, but rather curve upwards. The friezes carved on the exterior of the church, rich with Christian symbolism, are designed in a neo-modern, geometric way that reminded me of Matisse and Picasso.


I wish I could have made it to the Park Güell where I hear you can find many of his great works and gain a better understanding of his style, just outside Barcelona. But alas, my day-and-a-half trip didn't accommodate such sightseeing. :)

At this point it was time to go back and get ready for dinner and our night out with some of Carrie's friends. We didn't end up sitting down to dinner until 11 PM, and had to take a spot at the bar because the restaurant was so full. We ate tapas again, of course, then took a 'green' taxi (meaning the little green light on the side of the taxi sign on the roof was turned on) up into the mountains to a club called Danzatoria. There were many different levels and a lavish outdoor patio with splendid views of Barcelona down below. We met Carol there, a long-lost colleague of Carrie's who just finished her masters in business in Barcelona along with her girlfriends who came out to the club as well. Around 1:30 AM I was starting to get a bit tired, and claimed I had 'cultural jet lag' since in the UK people go out at 5 PM immediately after work, eat dinner at the pub, then go home at 11 PM. It's all pushed back several hours in Barcelona. We left Danzatoria and climbed further up the mountain to another bar (Carrie, please comment with the name of this place... I can't spell it and can't find it online...) for a more chill late night place. I learned a little Spanish dancing from a local before we started an incredibly painful climb down towards the main road to find a taxi. Carrie and I even traded shoes to try and relieve our unique suffering. But we made it, finally.

The next day there was not much time to do anything other than eat and take the Aerobus back to the airport. It was a great weekend, very relaxing. Carrie was an excellent hostess. :) But I must come back one day, there is so much more to see!

Monday, June 11, 2007

June 9: Awesome travel map

Check out this awesome map that Carrie found through Facebook. This is not helping my travel bug in the least. So many places in the world to see...










Tuesday, June 5, 2007

June 2-3: Istanbul, Turkey

Well, after a lazy long weekend in Woking, I am back in action flying to Istanbul, Turkey for just about 28 hours. I met my high school friend, Adrian, there who had flown out from London on the 1st.

I arrived at 1:45 PM in Istanbul, skipped bag claim because I carried on, went through customs (had to purchase a Visa for either GBP 13 or US $20. Yeah, the exchange rate doesn't check out. Grrrr. Oh well. After passing through, I did my usual arrival routine: find a bathroom, find a cash machine, buy a water to break a large bill into smaller change. I took a taxi to the hotel, and circled around with him a LOT in these windy cobblestoned streets in the heart of Sultanahmet on the Golden Horn of Istanbul. Finally found the lovely Sultan's Inn and met Adrian in the lobby.

Our first stop was the famous Blue Mosque, just about a 5 minute walk from our hotel, and named as such because of the blue tiles adorning the interior. We took our shoes off and walked into the very elaborately decorated interior on the soft carpet in the 'tourist' section. There was a gate separating us from those who came for religious purposes. The ornate interior really separated this attraction from the other major churches and cathedrals around Europe, which tend to have bland stone interiors (with the exception of St. Chapelle in Paris).

Next we walked to the Topkapi Palace, the heart of the Ottoman Empire, where the royal families lived and administration took place. The buildings were all set apartment from each other amidst beautiful green grounds shaded by many trees in the compound. We saw European-style portraits of former emperors and family jewels and other fine relics. Adrian and I commented on the use of fancy feathers as a mark of status in the crowns that you don't see adorning the crowns of European royals.

We stopped in for a quick drink and bite to eat at one of the very touristy restaurants that had a great rooftop view of the Hagia Sophia in the backdrop. We paid for the view, but it was worth it.

Recharged, we walked up a main street and managed to find the Covered Bazaar, which is a LOT bigger than it looks from the entrance we used. I felt like I was back in the Silk Market in China with rows and rows of vendors all beckoning us inside. At each crossroads, the hallways seemed to extend forever into the distance. Too bad I'm not in the market for a rug, I bet they're a lot better priced in Turkey than imported in the states. But I did find a good Father's Day gift. :) But I still need to brush up on my bartering skills.

By now, it was time to get ready for the evening out on the town. We enjoyed a beer on our hotel's rooftop deck, which is even better than the pictures online. Then changed, and grabbed a cab to Taksim Square in the Beyoğlu district north of the Golden Horn. We strolled down a street with endless strings of lights across the wide pedestrian walkway to find a restaurant. Two appetizers and a large main course later, we left to find another watering hole. There were endless streams of people going in either direction on this large street. I couldn't believe how many people were out, and the volume didn't die down the whole time we were out. Our next stop put us at a table on a little balcony at a bar where we had an excellent bird's-eye view of the street below us, and of the guy grilling corn on the cob directly beneath us. For some reason, that's a big thing in Istanbul: grilled corn on the cob. Yeah, I don't get it either...

The next day, Adrian had to leave for the airport right after breakfast on our gorgeous rooftop terrace, so I spent my last few hours in Istanbul hitting the remaining key sites.

I started with the Hagia Sophia, the greatest cathedral of the Middle Ages. Remarkably, it was completed in 537 AD, with a soaring dome over 55 meters high. It was converted into a mosque in 1462 and so the interior is an interesting blend of Christian and Muslim art. Much of the Christian murals had to be uncovered in preservation work done since the Hagia Sophia opened as a museum in 1935. The murals date back to the 11th and 12th centuries and are some of the most impressive I've ever seen. The stones are tiny in a huge myriad of colors so the images they portray look more like paintings they are so detailed. Unfortunately, my camera flash is stuck on automatic, so my pictures of the interior came out really dark. It would be better to turn the flash off and hold it steady to allow the natural light come through for longer to get a good image. Check out the wikipedia link Mosaics (lower down on the Hagia Sophia page) for some great images.

After a long tour inside the Hagia Sophia including wandering around the upper hall where there were much better views of the mosaics, I answered my grumbling tummy's request and purchased a grilled corn on the cob from a
street vendor. I had to try it! It was grilled, salty and delicious.

I only had time to do one more quick tourist attraction, so I took Adrian's recommendation and descended into the ancient Basilica Cistern serv
icing Istanbul and the Topkapi Palace. It was dark and cool inside, with the incredible 'forest' of columns stretching out in every direction. I walked to the far end to view the Medusa heads, and cursed my dead camera battery. Again, you can check these out on the Wikipedia link provided. These Medusa heads are carved into the base of two columns and are deliberately not placed upright. One head is on its side and the other is completely upside-down. Scientists maintain it was deliberate, but no one has figured out why. Click here to catch up on your Medusa Mythology (it's not wikipedia this time!).

Next it was time to go to the airport and so my jaunt in Istanbul ended. It was a great (though far too short) trip.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

May 27: I <3 Woking

Tina, I will make us t-shirts that say 'I [heart] Woking', I promise! Send me your address in Sierra Leone. I wish they had Woking post cards, but haven't found any yet...

Well, my ambitions for a big out of town Bank Holiday weekend this weekend all fell through, either due to flight schedules or cost, so I am FINALLY just hanging out in Woking to relax a bit. The only other weekend I've spent in Woking since I arrived on this side of the pond on March 18 was the Stonehenge weekend, which included some quality sightseeing around Salisbury and Stonehenge, followed up by a big night on the town in Woking, so it doesn't really count. This weekend has demonstrated the 'English weather' to its fullest with overcast skies and drizzle the entire time.

I have spent two amazing days just studying my Accounting course, eating up my now-plentiful groceries, watching episodes of The Office Season 2, and going to the gym. Yes, the gym. I know, I can hardly believe it, either! I went to Peak Fitness in Woking yesterday with the 1-week free membership pass I got from work last month to redeem it for this week, only to find that it had expired in April. I convinced them to let me in for free as a trial anyway for the day.

I got a fun test in math in the form of unit conversions: all the weights, both free weights and those for machines, are listed in KG. This of course makes sense, but I didn't come prepared, so I THINK I had a good workout yesterday, but not totally sure.

The soreness all over my body today indicates that it was a decent workout after all, or that I've just really let myself go, equally plausible. I decided today to go ahead and barter for a membership for the remaining 3.5 weeks that I'm here; I need to shape up in order to look decent in the strapless bride's maid dress the weekend I come back, June 23, plus, doing regular leg exercises on the machines will keep my knees from aching as much. I managed to talk the Peak Fitness guy down from 35 down to 30 since I wouldn't be here for a full month and got my membership, which includes unlimited use of the gym, the saunas, and all the fitness classes. They have spinning (yay!), step and cardio classes, and yoga and pilates, so I'm happy.

This time, I used the treadmill, another exercise in conversions, as the LifeFitness machine registered my speed in kilometers per hour. It's a little disconcerting to have a speed set to '7.0' but still be walking.

Miles, kilometers, whatever -- I'm really out of shape. I'll be going to Peak Fitness as frequently as possible for the rest of my time in Woking, that's for sure! Luckily it's a 1 minute walk from work and I don't have to be in the office until 9 AM.

My multiplication and division skills are going to be MUCH sharper than when I left from having to do all these conversions. I still don't quite have the Celsius conversion down yet, though.

Oh and my boring weekend this weekend is more than made up for by my planned trip to Istanbul with HS friend Adrian Baker next weekend, and then visiting my Chicago-roommate in Barcelona the weekend after. Just need to come up with ideas for my last weekend here, June 16 - 17. Manchester maybe?

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

May 19: China Day 4 - Temple of Heaven & Silk Street

Saturday was our last day in Beijing, and we decided to go back into downtown to see the Temple of Heaven. This was another spectacular complex with temples, long procession aisles, and a burial mound for making sacrifices to the gods. There was a whispering wall, too, just like St. Paul’s except this one was outside. One of the best features of the Temple of Heaven, however, is the expansive grounds with rows and rows of cedar trees planted by various dignitaries and historical figures of importance throughout the centuries. The lush green grass and dirt pathways provide a very nice area for anyone to come to enjoy an afternoon or a picnic, for only RMB 15 (about US $2), which is a ticket just for entrance to the park.

This time we got a more traditional Chinese lunch than our first day spent in Beijing, though the restaurant staff decided to bring us the potato dish we ordered, even though they didn’t have any more potatoes. I guess they thought that their substitution of Chinese broccoli would suffice.

The afternoon was spent navigating the 5 stories of booths in the large Silk Street Market. I brushed up on my bartering skills (and my math skills – it’s not easy dividing by 7.6 to get the US $ equivalent of the prices they were asking for). Admittedly, I could have done better at bargaining, but oh well. This was all done using calculator screens and involved many merchants running after us, sometimes for quite a distance down an aisle. One woman in the Dolce & Gabbana section, who was confounded as to why I wasn’t about to pay US $100 for a t-shirt, chased after me outside her section and grabbed my arm, trying to pull me back in. Crazy.

We left successful: I had a new red necklace (a long-awaited purchase), Victoria Beckham jeans, knock-off Gucci sunglasses, and a gift for Bryce. Probably the best purchase was made by my sister, who walked out with a new 12 megapixel lightweight digital camera, 2GB memory stick and leather camera case for US $250. The thing takes pictures with no delay whatsoever. I’m a bit jealous.

It was nice being in the company of so many English-speaking Chinese at the markets, though it was rather clear that the merchants’ vocabulary consisted primarily of ‘Hello!’, ‘Okay!’, ‘Best price!’, ‘pretty girl’, ‘just for you’ and 'very good quality'.

We navigated the Beijing subway system to get as close to our hotel as we could before hailing a cab, but still didn’t make it back in time to join the bus hired by the conference to take members and guests to dinner in downtown Beijing. We would have just stayed downtown to meet them if it weren’t for our inappropriate attire. So our last dinner was the uneventful hotel buffet, that consisted of many leftovers from the ‘gala’ the night before.

May 18: China Day 3 - Spa Day & Dinner Entertainment

Friday was the day my dad had to give his talks, so my sister and I were on our own to explore the resort. We paid about $16 each for an all-day pass to the hotsprings and spa, which also included a 45-minute foot or ‘doctor’ massage. In the morning, we relaxed in the hotsprings, which honestly looked more like dirty hot tubs than what I had imagined as a hotspring, as the water was infused with various minerals and other ‘healing’ elements. Then, after lunch, we set out to get our ‘doctor’ massages, which we both chose over the foot massage, because we couldn’t imagine what someone would do to our feet for 45 minutes. Big mistake. After a sleepy relaxing morning where I dozed off several times (also caused by the little sleep I was getting from working each night until after midnight or so), I was abruptly revived by my ‘masseuse’ who chose the most painful pressure points all over my body to administer the ‘doctor’ massage, starting with my face. These pressure points included the soft spots in my temple, the insides of my ears (!), the spot right under the inside of my elbow, and the spot at the very top of the backs of my thighs. I started being able to predict where he would administer the pressure next by considering where would be MOST painful for him to exert all his strength. My legs, after the strenuous day of Great Wall climbing, were the worst and I think I squirmed enough to keep him from administering the full brunt of the massage.

Feeling quite black and blue, my sister and I changed back to swimsuits to relax again in the sun next to the outdoor pool for the rest of the afternoon.

Dinner that night was a special one for the members and guests of the conference in our hotel. We had several different authentic Chinese dishes served to us continuously, including full-on unpeeled and un-beheaded prawns. Towards the end, we enjoyed a performance of traditional Chinese entertainment, starting with dressed up and painted warriors acting out an intricate sword-fight. The next act was Chinese opera, which I appreciated very much for novelty and insight into Chinese culture, but not very much aesthetically, as the ‘singing’ sounded to my western ears more like nasal screaming. We were also sitting really close to the speakers which made things worse. Next up was a dance with girls imitating peacocks, which was lovely. Then we saw an acrobatic display where a woman balanced on a board atop a rolling tin cylinder, where she caught metal bowls tossed to her, inched them to the end of the board, then flicked them up and caught them on her head. Next up was an actor who could change masks so quickly you couldn’t see her doing it and her face seemed to transform in front of your eyes. This deserves a video clip:


After that, we watched the acrobats come back out and set up a collapsed round table while a little girl, maybe 8 years old, performed all kinds of contortionist acrobatics. Quite a bendy little girl; it’s disconcerting to see her little angelic face on the floor next to her feet facing forward… Her grand finale involved spinning around with her body fully arched so her feet were over her head, holding onto nothing but a dirty rag on a stand inserted into her mouth. The adult acrobats came back out and did a roller-skating act on the round table they had set up before. Towards the end, the little girl came back on with one of the hotel waitresses in tow. The male skater picked the waitress up around her waist and spun around and around and around on the table, her feet flying out in front of her and her hands over her eyes. When he finally let her down again, she could hardly stand, her face was red, and she was gasping and sobbing. I don’t think that was meant to be part of the act. Their grand finale was skating around and around facing each other with linked ropes around their necks until the female picked up enough speed to let her body fly out holding onto the male skater, then they let go, attached only by the rope around their necks, and he spun her so that she whirled around perpendicular to the direction they were already spinning around in on the table, quite a comeback from the botched waitress-spinning before:



The next act was another dance by the peacock troupe, this time in elaborate gold costumes mimicking a goddess figure with multiple arms by lining up in a vertical line from the audience. The final act was traditional Chinese kung fu with dramatic fight scenes and the breaking of very hard objects using their bodies. There was the standard brick-chopping and also the shattering of long wooden poles over various parts of another’s body, starting with his arm, and included his back and his thigh. The information screen said that it didn’t hurt the actors, but judging from their expressions as they left the stage, that wasn’t entirely true.

May 17: China Day 2 - The Great Wall of China


The next day we hired a taxi to drive us to and back from the Great Wall of China, which is accessible from our hotel by about an hour’s drive. It was incredible. To think that humans built that immense structure starting primarily around 200 BC is just astounding. And the fact that the Mongols were eventually able to breach the wall is even more so. We were barely able to climb it from the inside. Contrary to my original conception of the Great Wall, this particular area does not offer itself to a leisurely stroll down the predominantly flat middle-section. Rather, the interior of the wall was made up with incredibly steep stone steps that varied in height from 3 bricks high to a single worn-down brick high. It was very difficult and strenuous to climb. In addition, the weather was extreme and sporadic like I’ve never seen. One minute it was warm and sunny, the next it was overcast and drizzling. The change came literally that quickly with a spread of at least 15 degrees Fahrenheit if the sun was out or not.


We set out with an idea of following the wall all the way around in the neat triangle that this section formed, but after making it up and then down the steepest and most difficult 2/3 of the route, we decided against trying for the last section, which would likely make us late for our taxi back to the hotel.

So we got popsicles instead and found our taxi about 20 minutes earlier than the agreed-on time.

Too exhausted to try for any more sightseeing, we spent the rest of the afternoon at the hotel, my dad and sister sleeping and me working.

May 15-16: China Day 1 - Arrival, Forbidden City, Shopping, Peking Duck

My dad was invited to speak at a medical conference in Beijing, China, and decided to bring my sister and me along with him. I managed to negotiate the time off my project by promising to work at least 16 hours over the duration of the week. Originally, the conference was booked in a downtown hotel and conference center in the middle of Beijing, but just about a month before it was to take place, some Chinese state event declared they needed that block of rooms and the conference was bumped out. I feel bad for the event-planner, as these things can take years to put together. We therefore stayed at the Juihua Resport and Spa that was over an hour outside Beijing amongst the farmlands. Trust me, it's not as nice, yet, as it looks on that site. It is still very much under construction, I don't know how they came up with such nice looking photos of the place. This is the view out of my hotel window. Farmlands.

Since we were out in the Chinese boonies, in a country that already has very little English, the English proficiency level at my hotel was about 0.5 on a scale from 1 – 10, with 10 being proficient. It took over 30 minutes to check in and get my room key, with no queue. That first day was pretty much a bust as I arrived at 8 am at the resort, but had to wait until almost 5 pm for my dad and sister to arrive from their direct Chicago flight. So I slept and worked, as there was literally nothing to see around our resort had I been brave enough to venture out alone in the first place.

The next day, we paid for a taxi ($20) into Beijing to see the Forbidden City, a huge royal complex that was originally built in the 1420s and has been inhabited by all the Chinese royal families (dynasties) since then. There is building after building included in the complex, with important halls and temples in the center. It was beautiful. It’s amazing that such a vast expanse of land exists right smack in the middle of downtown Beijing.

We exited the Forbidden City though the Meridian Gate to the south and were shuffled along the available bridge space for tourists, as the center one was closed off and guarded. We weren’t allowed to take any photos looking back at the immense gate with an enormous portrait of Mao displayed in the center until we had reached the other side of the bridge. There were guards everywhere outside the gate and also across the huge thoroughfare in Tianmen Square. I still find it a bit shocking how revered Mao is considering he put 45-70 million of his own people to death.

I am ashamed to say that we stopped at this enormous Beijing McDonald’s for lunch as it was the first food place we came across after 15-20 minutes of walking, and we were pretty starving by this point. It was the first time I’ve had McDonald’s since I backpacked Europe in June 2004 when Shelley, Nora, Kristy and I arrived in Budapest on a Sunday and it was pouring rain and everything was closed. I think the Chinese version actually contains more real food items: my chicken sandwich looked like real chicken, albeit dark meat instead of white. And I didn’t feel sick to my stomach afterwards, either!

We hailed a cab after lunch to take us to the big Beijing market, but on the way determined through hand-gestures (don’t ask me how) that it was closed for renovation, so we went to the Pearl and Silk Market near the Temple of Heaven instead. My sister and I got silk Chinese-style shirts and Dad purchased gifts for his secretaries and nurses and wife. I got a necklace out of it too. J And my sister and I got mobile phone dangling ‘charms’ thrown in for free as well. Say what you will, but that ‘phone jewelry’ as I like to call it is kinda cute and makes finding my phone in my purse much easier!

We were next guided upstairs and given a tour of the silk-making process. We saw the silk worms in all stages of development and then experimented with real silk worm cocoons sitting in large baskets. You could hear and feel the dead worms jiggling around inside. Then we were led to the machines that pull the bits of silk from the cocoons and thread about 8 of them together to form one strand of very strong silk. These strands are then lumped together and gradually stretched out over arched posts. The stretched out bundle is stretched further still to the size of the top of a bed where it is combined with many other layers the same size and placed inside a duvet to become a very soft and very warm bed comforter. Our guide did her best sales pitch for us to purchase one of these bed covers, but none of us much wanted to pay the $200 or so for the pretty patterned silk covers that would go over the raw silk-stuffed comforter.

We finished our first day with an adventure to this ‘famous’ Peking Duck restaurant not far from the McDonald’s where we had lunch. We attempted to find it on our own, even though the guidebook said it was ‘difficult to find’ and it wasn’t marked clearly on the map. We finally asked the waiting bicycle-taxis about it and sure enough they had signs printed in English with the name of the restaurant on it. We took two of these bicycle cabs to the restaurant, which we would NEVER have found on our own. We were pulled at least 10 minutes into the depths of a Chinese slum, where residents paid no attention to us whatsoever. It must be a pretty common thing to see Westerners bicycled down their ‘street’ (or rather, dirt path) to this restaurant. The place was tucked away down an ally of sorts and blended right in with the slummy surroundings. The kitchen and eating area would certainly not have made code in the United States to serve food, but we got our Peking Duck adventure. We asked for one duck and had some delicious duck mushu pancakes with Tsingtao that night for dinner.

Monday, May 21, 2007

A Word About My Work...

So some of you may be thinking: gosh, Laura is just traveling and playing all over Europe (and Asia, now) and it's like one big holiday with no work. True, I am having some amazing experiences and enjoy telling everyone about them through this blog very much. However, I am actually working, too! :) Here's a better description of what I'm doing out here in Woking for Plan:

I’m working on a 3-month web strategy project for Plan International that includes two streams of work. The first and primary stream is an evaluation of the existing international site, including content, information architecture, look and feel, and navigation structure. For this stream, we have enlisted the voluntary support of several UE experts to perform a heuristic (usability) review of the site and compile recommendations, and are also working with a graphic designer to propose a few options for a redesigned look and feel of the site. The second stream involves gathering the requirements for website services requested by the National Offices, which are the Plan offices located in developed countries to raise money (US, UK, Germany, Finland, etc), and determining which services might be most beneficial and cost-effective to offer centrally rather than requiring each office to develop the service, such as virtual gift shops, individually. The final piece of the project is documenting a formal web governance structure for making updates and requesting new services related to the web, etc.

It has been very interesting work and we’re coming along nicely with our deliverables. It’s hard to believe there’s just a month left. When it's time to leave, nothing will be implemented here at Plan, but we will have provided them with Requirements, a professional Heuristic Review with recommendations, a Mock-Up with the proposed redesign of the look and feel, a new Site Map for the existing site, a Business Case with our findings, research on a few website capabilities, and risks and challenges, and an Implementation Road Map with our proposed order of implementations. We are also creating the Governance Structure mentioned above to keep the whole system working well. It will be up to Plan to move forward with this information and determine what recommendations to act on. They might hire more consultants to help, or they might start dedicating their own resources to implement the recommendations.

It's hard to determine what about the office culture here is unique to an NGO and what is different about working in the United Kingdom vs the United States. For one, and this may sound mean, no one here in the office is overweight. I was surprised by narrow doorways and tight spots that wouldn't fly in the US, also because I think we're a bit more 'accessibility-conscious' in terms of wheelchairs and other physical disabilities. Also, there is a sense of formality as people don't open up immediately with informal banter and discussion about private lives. Conversational formalities certainly exist, such as 'How was your weekend?' and others, but without delving into the private details. I appreciate having had the opportunity to also view office environments abroad, but again didn't necessarily spend enough time in each place to make an accurate observation, other than those I've already made, such as the extensive public (tax-funded) programs for mothers-to-be in Finland and the formal structure expected from meetings in West Africa. I just keep my eyes open and try to follow the lead of other people in the offices we visit.

One thing is for sure: I really know what it's like to be the odd one out. I don't really blend in anywhere, especially when I open my mouth to speak and the American accent gives me away. And I'm also completely desensitized to Duty Free shops.

May 5–7: Cornwall, England

After my adventure back from Arica, I found the ‘icing on the cake’, if you will, when I opened my suitcase at the hostel in Newquay once we arrived in Cornwall… Remember the peanuts I was given as a gift from the office staff at Plan Senegal? Yeah, about a pound of peanuts had exploded all over my suitcase during my journey. Seriously. Luckily no one was allergic because I was digging those things out of my clothes the whole weekend and smelled like a giant peanut most of the time. Was it karma for having snuck them through UK customs? Perhaps.

Day 1 of Cornwall was a free day with a few options for activities. Most of the group chose to go to the Eden Project, which includes two giant biomes erected in a hillside about an hour from Newquay. It’s been open since 2001 and attracts visitors to view the perfect tropical rainforest and Mediterranean-esque temperate landscapes developed within the biomes. It promotes environmental awareness, with sophisticated recycling programs and educational material. Our group, Tina (also works ADP at Plan, see blog link on the right), Carolyn (Tina’s friend, also from Accenture), Anna (Aussie from Paddywagon), Tammy (Anna’s Aussie friend), Penny (Aussie from Paddywagon) and I had a great time exploring. By the time we came out of the tropical biome we had shed all but our inner-most layer of clothing and were drenched in sweat.

The coolest thing in the tropical biome by far was this ‘sensitive plant’, which closed up its leaves if you stroked the underside of the stem. See this video clip with my lovely modeling hand:


In the tropical dome, we also had fun posing with the creepy (and random) wooden slats with faces painted on them.

After the Eden project, we had to wait a while for our bus to take us back to Newquay, then it made a detour on the way into what we called the ‘bus graveyard’ – the storage place for city buses and also apparently where drivers switch off when a shift ends, as we learned when our driver did just that.

Finally arriving late in the afternoon back in Newquay, we feasted on Cornish pasties like every good tourist should do and walked around, poking into little tourist shops along the way. Tina, Anna and I came dangerously close to purchasing big red ‘I ♥ Newquay’ sweatshirts, but then decided that 20 quid wasn’t worth it.

That night was supposed to be the big tour group outing to the Walkabout, but the bouncers were carding anyone who looked to be under 25. Apparently no one in my group does (not even me, I know, shocking), but many others from our bus tour were sent away as no one in Europe is in the habit of bringing ID with them to bars. Our group still had a fantastic time out and danced the night away. I finally got my ‘Mr Brightside’ played, without any prompting from me, by the live cover band and so I got a bit excited. Tina and I both tried to facilitate a hook-up between Tammy and our tour guide, John-o, but to no avail unfortunately.

Day 2 of the Cornwall bus tour involved a drive out to St. Ives first thing in the morning where we strolled around the charming little town and got (of course) Cornish pasties for lunch. We guarded our lunches closely sitting on a bench facing the beach, as the seagulls down there are notoriously vicious and aggressive when they see food in unsuspecting tourists’ hands. We watched one girl from the bus tour hold up an empty ice cream cone as an offering to them, and sure enough, from 15 yards away, a seagull swooped down and snatched the entire cone from her hand, shoved it down its throat to protect if from the other seagulls, then coughed it back up once back on the ground to break it apart and eat it in a matter of seconds. We saw a similar episode with someone’s unfinished pasty.

The next stop was St. Michael’s Mount, a monastery build up on a hill in the sea that becomes an island when the tide comes in. Many of you may think, as I did, that this is just like Mont Saint Michel in France on the border of Normandy and Brittany. In fact, it is quite the same concept, except the English switched around the name, and this Mount is a far less spectacular version of the Mont in France. It still makes for a nice picture of the skyline.

Next on deck was a trip to the Minack Theatre, which is an elaborate outdoor theatre carved into the Cliffside overlooking the sea. It started with Rowenda Cade who permitted local performances of plays in her garden. Gradually the theatre became this incredible place for concerts and plays to be performed, as weather permits. We were fortunate enough to see a male singing group perform, and even got to chime in during the last number for the final verse of ‘Oh When the Saints Go Marching In’.

The final stop on this whirlwind bus tour of Cornwall was Land’s End. Yes, I know all these stops sound like bath and beauty products (St. Ives, Land’s End) but the places actually exist! Land’s End is the southwestern-most point in England and it is terribly windy out there. It reminded me of all the coastal and blustery visits our tour made in Ireland. It was a bit overcast at this point, and we were getting pretty cold, but the views were worth it.

That night we had dinner with our tour guides, fondly known as ‘Ginger’ or ‘Ranger’ (Aussie terms for red-heads – even though his hair wasn’t even that red) and John-o at a Thai restaurant, then went out (again) to the Walkabout for some more dancing.

Day 3 we packed and loaded our bags onto the bus and drove out to Tintagel Castle, which allegedly had something to do with King Arthur. Many places in England hold this claim, and this castle likely cannot substantiate it because it was built long after King Arthur died. But it still afforded a fun and beautiful site for us to visit. My weather luck had definitely run out at this point, as it was freezing cold, windy, and raining when we arrived. We then had to climb up some dramatically steep and slippery stairs and then descend down some even more treacherous stairs, only to ascend once again out on an island of sorts carved out by the mighty waves where the castle ruins could be seen. The views from the top were beautiful, but we were grateful to finish our tour and make our way back into town for some hot jacket potatoes before the bus left.

Then it was back to London where we all parted ways. I don’t know if I’ll get to see Carolyn or Tammy again, or any of the others on the tour who we met. John-o generously gave me a RoadTrip t-shirt on the busride back, and so I have a great souvenir from the trip, even better than the red ‘I ♥ Newquay’ sweatshirt.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

May 4: AWA (British Airways is RUBBISH!)

AWA is a little phrase I learned from Bryce and unfortunately experienced first-hand trying to get back from West Africa on Friday, May 4. It stands for ‘Africa Wins Again’; in my case, Africa ALMOST won, as I did make it back to the UK finally.

To start off, I would like to say that British Airways, which has been the preferred airline for all my work travel from the UK, quite extensive work travel, has been TOTAL RUBBISH! Our flights on British Airways have been delayed more often than they’ve been on time. The latest ordeal involving BA all started with our scheduled flight home Friday morning: meant to depart at 3 AM and arrive in London at 10 AM.

We dutifully arrived at the airport 2:15 in advance – so 12:45 AM, also known as 'the middle of the night'. We waited in line at the ‘check-in desk’ (really just a desk with a taped sign that read ‘British Airways’) until 2:15 AM when BA announced the flight had been cancelled. That’s right. Completely cancelled as ‘the place was broken’. There were no offers for transferring customers onto other flights. The only option BA was offering were hotel vouchers with an empty promise to fly out the next day, even though there was no guarantee that the plane would be fixed by then. If the plane wasn’t fixed that day, then the next scheduled flight out was Sunday morning at 3 AM.

May 7 is a bank holiday in the UK, so I, along with probably every other passenger on that flight, had weekend plans booked. Thank goodness I didn’t try to take another flight a few hours after ours was scheduled to arrive! Instead, I had booked a bus tour to Cornwall with some girlfriends that was due to depart central London at 6:30 PM on Friday. I should have had plenty of time to return to my flat, shower, nap, check email, and transfer my toiletries from my work suitcase into my weekend bag, which was already packed.

Not willing to accept the completely unacceptable offer that British Airways was making to us, I put my head together with the group, remembering that we’d seen another flight option when booking that connected through Casablanca. Originally we chose 3 AM as it was direct and got us home so much sooner. Ultimately we got the worst of both worlds because we ended up purchasing outright new tickets on Royal Air Maroc to depart at 6:30 AM for Casablanca, layover for 2.5 hours, then board another flight to London, landing at 4:50 PM at Heathrow.

BA refused to simply transfer us onto that other flight, which is completely ridiculous.

We had about 2 hours to kill before we could check into our new flight, so we sat out in the airport ‘café’, which was a non-air conditioned area with tables and chairs, complete with cockroaches and other bugs scuttling about, serving about 10% of what was advertised on the menu. There was nothing vegetarian, so those peanuts given to me as a gift by the Plan Senegal office (see May 1-3 blog entry) really came in handy to managing late night hunger, especially for Simon.

We were finally able to check in at 4:30 and pass through a passport check and security. We all slept fitfully on the old metal benches at the gate until we boarded just after 6 AM. I have never slept so deeply on a plane before. Our layover in Casablanca was a strange blur, as we were so exhausted and bleary-eyed. I remember the airport seeming extremely modern compared to what we’d just been in, but that’s not saying much. After our 2.5 hour layover, we were finally boarding our flight back to the UK. We lucked out and the flight was nearly empty so I could stretch out across 3 chairs to sleep. This must have seemed very strange to other passengers as by now it was mid-afternoon. The flight attendant had to poke me repeatedly saying loudly “CHICKEN OR FISH???” before I registered the situation enough to reply weakly: ‘chicken’.

As we approached London, I started mentally preparing myself for the rat race I was in for in order to make my tour bus. I only had 1:40 to get off the plane, go through customs, collect my bag, get on the Heathrow Express train, buy a new Oyster card in the tube as mine was back in Woking, take the tube to the stop in Zone 2, then find the WalkAbout and the tour bus.

But I made it. At 6:30 PM on the dot I showed up, most definitely worse for the wear and without a shower for the past 36 hours, and checked in with the tour guides, who looked at me in astonishment that I’d made it. They had been briefed on my situation by their tour office, who I called from Casablanca, and by my friends who made it there before I did. And then I was off to Cornwall with my work suitcase instead of my weekend one, sitting on a bus for the 4.5 hour drive until we arrived at 1:30 AM at our hostel in Newquay. Never has anyone slept so deeply at a hostel before.

May 1–3: Senegal, West Africa - WORK TRAVEL (a 'real' ADP experience)

My colleagues and I arrived in the evening of April 30 in Dakar, Senegal to spend the week visiting Plan offices there. Upon arriving, we passed quickly and easily though customs. Our yellow fever vaccinations were not verified, I guess they don't care if you bring the disease into the country. When we came out of the passport ‘control’ area, we collected our bags, which miraculously arrived with us, and watched other passengers place the large bags back through another security screening machine; it was all very strange, no one instructed us to do this as well, and there was no metal detector to pass through ourselves, like regular security. After getting through this checkpoint, we found ourselves suddenly in a room with a swarm of people waiting outside along a fence to try and sell thing to us and offer us a taxi. Luckily, we found the Plan taxi driver holding a sign front and center with no problems as, shell shocked, we made our way to the taxis chartered by Plan.

Dakar is much more ‘real Africa’ than what I saw in South Africa last December, since I hit all the touristy areas that are more developed when I was there. The roads in Dakar are full of potholes, only occasionally have distinct lanes painted on them, and are lined on either side by dirt and sand on which pedestrians walk everywhere you go. There are trees, providing a little bit of greenery to the otherwise very bland sand color everywhere else. The taxis would surely not pass a vehicle inspection in the US, are fueled by diesel gas, and all look like they’ve seen their fair share of traffic accidents. This is not really surprising considering that traffic lights and stop signs are virtually non-existent. Drivers get through intersections using well-timed aggression and their horns to warn of impending approach. I wouldn’t last a minute driving here.

Since we landed, I have been thanking my lucky stars that I made the fortuitous decision in university to major in French. It really paid off this week in Senegal, where none of my 3 colleagues could speak the language, though Tanya knows some basic words from high school French classes. I took up the role of translator and completed most transactions for the group, like lining up subsequent taxi rides with our Plan taxi driver and ordering food at restaurants.

Our hotel was a welcome retreat: The Airport Hotel was just a 10 minute drive (if that) from the airport and was very nice. The center area felt like a Spanish villa with arched walkways and a pool. Our first night there, we were quite timid and decided to eat at the adjoining hotel restaurant to play it safe. This must have been one of the nicest restaurants in town and certainly wasn’t cheap.

The next morning, our first day in Senegal, was a bank holiday: May 1 (May Day), so we went to the regional office with the intention of using the facilities there to work most of the day. This is the West Africa Regional Office (WARO) for Plan, which covers the program work being implemented across the entire West Africa region. Around 1:30 PM we went out to lunch with the Regional Office web editor, who we were meeting with the next day, and who had kindly given up a few hours of her holiday to meet us and take us to lunch since we were visitors in her country. We then went back to the hotel where I had asked them to arrange a tour of Gorée Island for us.

Rather than an official tour, our hotel elected to send one of their English-speaking university-educated reception staff along with us to make sure we weren’t hassled and to answer our questions as we toured around. Gorée Island was used for 350 years as the primary outpost for selling and shipping black African slaves to the United States. There are several slave houses there, but one has been converted into a museum of sorts for visitors, called the Maison des Esclaves.

This slave house was very small and fills its visitors with dread and sadness. The rooms are constructed of thick brick and concrete. There are tiny holding cells where 20+ men were forced to stay with not even enough room to sit down. Women were separated into another room, and children into yet another. There were tiny holding rooms, or ‘prisons’, for those who attempted revolt or put up a fight, as though the building itself weren’t prison enough. These tiny rooms were underneath the staircases and the captives had to crouch or sit while detained there, sometimes for many days in a row, with no food. The psychological effect must have certainly contributed to breaking their spirits as well as only the ‘masters’ walked up and down those stairs, effectively walking on the ‘prisoners’ beneath them.

There is a door in the center and at the very back of the house, called the ‘door of no return.’ It was out this door that gangways led to the large slave ships where the slaves would forever leave their home and families behind. Many famous people have visited this site and taken a photo at this door, such as George W. and Laura Bush, Bill Clinton, Nelson Mandela, and Pope John Paul II. The message is stressed that events that took place here must never be forgotten, but rather learned from to prevent such terrible human suffering in the future.

We strolled around lovely Gorée Island for a little while longer and enjoyed the surroundings. Gorée doesn’t have the same destitute, dirty feeling that mainland Dakar has, though there is still begging and random ‘merchants’ to be found there. Indeed, our ‘tour guide’ who simply presented himself to us and started telling us the history rather than asking if we wanted a guide in the first place, tried to get 5,000 cfa (US$10) out of each of the 4 of us for his ‘services’ as we prepared to board the ferry home. We were having none of this so we shoved a 10,000 cfa bill at him and took off for the ferry. He wasn’t too pleased, but still ended up with more than he deserved.

The next day we had our meeting with the West African Regional Office (WARO) communications and marketing teams – a total of 3 people. It was great for our project analysis to get the other perspective from the field programming rather than from the offices in developed countries where fundraising and sponsorship takes place. It was also interesting to learn the working style of West Africans: in each meeting, someone must be a designated facilitator who does the introductions and supervises the agenda in a more formal way than other cultures might do. The woman who took this role for our meeting is a native German and has learned this style and so followed it appropriately. She has worked for Plan for 17 years and spent 15 of those out in Togo, ultimately becoming the Country Director out there, the highest management position in a country. Now she works at the regional office and considers Dakar to be very advanced with lots of resources at hand. I’m not so sure I want to know what Togo is like, in that case!! Her children were born here and enthusiastically encouraged their vegetarian mother to kill the ram that had been given her as a gift from the field, as they knew that was the appropriate thing to do with a ram. Wow.

Dinner our third night was at the Indian restaurant not far from our hotel. It’s called, of all things, ‘Indiana’. I am fairly positive that the owner does not know there is a midwestern state in the US by this name as well… Are there any Indians in Indiana? Hilarious. Houman and I couldn’t stop laughing.

Thursday, our last day in Dakar, we visited the Country Office: Plan Senegal, which administers and monitors all the program work that Plan International does in Senegal. There are an astounding 690 community villages that partner with Plan in Senegal. All the staff in the Country Office, in the field, and who volunteer are Senegalese. It’s amazing to see the sheer numbers of local people (over 200) who care so much to improve their situation in their country. We saw again in our meeting that morning with the Country Management Team the West African style of holding meetings, with a formal facilitator; I was happy I knew to expect it.

The Country perspective was also immensely helpful as we learned what many of the barriers and misunderstandings are currently in place preventing the countries from having effective websites and contributing content to the International and National sites for Plan. During the meeting, strong and delicious African coffee was served in little espresso cups, along with small plates of peanuts. I ate about two plates on my own, they were so delicious. At lunch, I asked our Plan Senegal colleagues about the agriculture of Senegal and learned that peanuts are a primary crop produced here. That explains it. I made my enthusiasm known, perhaps too enthusiastically, because when we returned to the office I was presented with a plastic bag full of peanuts to take back with me! (NOTE: Keep this gift in mind if you read the next few posts...) We were also given a few Plan t-shirts left over from the large radio campaign they held, called Tundu Dior, as well as a ball cap from the same event.

At this point, it was time to drive out to a suburb of Dakar to see some of the program work that Plan is doing in the country. We visited an early childhood development center, called Fass Mbao, that Plan built for the local community. There is little awareness in the Senegalese education system of the importance of early childhood education and development. Children start school when they’re 7 years old and not before. The Plan school is for children aged 2 – 6 years old and is not staffed by Plan people, but rather by local volunteers from the community who want to be involved with the children, primarily the mothers. Plan provides guidance for curriculum and other support. There is also a youth club for children aged 7 – 18 where they can interact socially, and learn other skills, such as theatre and tie-dying.

When we arrived at the school, our first stop was into the early childhood classroom. I sat in the guest chair procured for me in the front and gazed out at 30+ darling little African faces with their huge eyes peering back at me intently. Again, these were the kids aged 2 – 6 years old and they were utterly precious. They broke out into song at the prompting of their teacher and then acted out a little skit meant to teach them some basic conversational French, as the native language, Wolof, is what is spoken primarily in the homes. After the little ones, we went into the next room over and watched the youth club sing along with a soloist in the middle of the circle and accompanied by two drummers. It was an amazing performance, infectious and engaging.



We were then treated to a tie-dyed demonstration outside. Clearly tie-dye has come a long way since I was in primary school learning the craft. We watched as a few girls in the youth club made two creations, the second of which is featured here and is now hanging in my flat back in Woking.

After the tie-dying, I asked that the whole group get together for a photo of all of us. This then spawned dozens more smaller group photos as the kids were thrilled at the instant gratification that digital cameras provide with the preview feature. Simon was kind enough to oblige request after request to take a photo and immediately view it afterwards.

It was hard to leave, but we finally did and made the long drive back into the city with the notoriously bad Dakar afternoon rush hour traffic.

We ate again at the infamous Indiana restaurant with two women working for Plan in Africa, one of whom was also staying at our hotel and invited us. Simon was happy because it was pretty much the only cuisine in African that had vegetarian options on the menu. After dinner there wasn’t much point in going to bed as we had taxis coming to collect us at 12:30 AM to take us to the airport for our 3 AM flight back to the UK, so I stayed up and miraculously had Internet for my last few hours in Dakar. Little did I know that I wasn’t to have access again until Tuesday at work. You can read further on my next entry for that whole saga…